What movies have not aged well?
11.06.2025 01:46

Octopussy
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-”Ah so!”
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-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
A View to a Kill
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
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-All the bad guys are black.
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-”She is very sexyful!”
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-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
Live and Let Die
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-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
Dr No
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
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-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
From Russia With Love
-J W Pepper
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-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
Goldfinger
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-Bond slapping Tracy.
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-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
Moonraker
The Man with the Golden Gun
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
Diamonds Are Forever
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.